Corrupt A Wish

granted but each time you traveled you will keep on losing your sanity

I wish I couldn't be poked by random people

Granted but now no one can touch you or else they catch a contagious desease

I wish I can discover a cure that mutates with the desease

Granted but the cure has a huge side effect that will alter a humans way or responding to things

I wish I was impervious to danger

Granted but all you ever be is in an empty room underground with four walls and no door for the rest of your life.

I wish everyone wore Adolf Hitler's Mustache XD

granted but now we couldn't differentiate a guy from a girl

I wish Nimani wouldn't run away from the evil crawling person

Granted by Nimani is no longer named Nimani but named Anime instead thus who r u chasing?

I wish I had lots more of pepper spray

granted but they became water spray as a failure in the wish

I wish Anime became Nimani again

Granted but you wish about Nimani never able to get away is now abolished

I wish i can go to sleep now

granted but now you have a creepy guy sleeping next to you

I wish that I didn't have loli girls after me

that's a little creepy

Granted but now all the grandma's in the world want you

I wish the creepy guy never existed

granted but now you have creepy grandma next you

I wish I could write

Happier with the creepy Grandmother 8D seen uhm "Yes Man"?

Granted but it's a whole new language no one knows

I wish I can steal everyone's best talent

granted but you got the best of their opposite talents

I wish I could poke people

Granted but you can only poke pple that look like u

I wish that I can re-live my 5 day weekend

Granted, but every time you do so you also accidentally teleport into an alternate reality, sometimes these realities lack air, water, people, building, or just sanity in general. Good luck!

I wish for a bagel.

Granted but the bagel eats you

I wish to eat a non-poisonoius and delicious with nothing bad about it bagel =3

Wish denied.

I wish that every wish after this wish has to say "With a penis." at the end.

Granted but instead of penis it changed to Wenis

I wish I could get the wish Rogue made gone with a Wenis

Granted, but now you have to end wishes with a vowel.


I wish that W was a vowel. Yay.

Granted but the vowel changed to a U

I wish I can find a girl worth my time U

Granted, but the girl doesn't see you worth her time.

I wish all this ending wishes with vowels nonsense would go away... U.

Granted but now they all have to be the constanent G

I wish for happiness -ness G

Granted, but your happiness is quickly replaced with sadness due to the death of a family member.

I wish I never granted the previous wish. G.

Granted but now the wish has become an after wish

I wish for what Zai wished for previous and move it after he said he never wished for it G